I'm not going to be a petty jerk, and start name calling or start pointing out that this dude is blotchier than a child with poison ivy. Let's face it, if any of you had to swap spit with a supermodel you'd probably either vomit or faint, so props to the dude in the business tee. Humor me and watch:
Did anyone else find themselves wincing and making a face similar to the dude from Scream?
The creative minds behind this commercial failed, and not just because the sound of them...kissing...(eww)...sounds like a basset hound licking it's chops, but because they would have gotten more users had they used this situation as a threat. For instance:
Danica: Go to GoDaddy.com or we'll show you the rest of this commercial...
(cut to 2 seconds of these people kissing)
Danica: If we don't have more users by the end of this week, we will buy more commercial time next week and we will air the remainder. Go to GoDaddy.com. Now. Bwaaahahahaha (evil laughter optional).
You're welcome, GoDaddy. If only you had consulted us prior to this catastrophe. Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to find my blankie and pretend like this commercial never ever happened.
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