Sweet Sue - Canned Whole Chicken

Thanks to a food cooking show and a random find on the Internet, I have been introduced to the biggest F-U to home cooking since the invention of the microwave.  I give to you....

chicken in a can.

Take a moment to fight back the bile rising in your throat....

Are you ok?  Me neither, but we'll get through this together.

Sweet Sue is apparently the devil and down in the depths of Hell their chickens are gelatinous mutants, which is why Sweet Sue has the audacity to incorporate that golden label that boasts that THIS is "Home-Style Cooking."  But here in the land of the living, this is just plain nauseating.  Then it notes that the product is "Fully Cooked" right there at the bottom.  I suppose it would have to say it somewhere, because once that lubricated bird oozes out and plops onto the pan (cringe) you'd have to really question whether it was cooked.  And then you'd have to question your sanity, because your crazy ass bought it and I'm assuming it's because you have intentions of eating it.  There goes that bile again...